|da basics bitch|
+Name: Tatsuha Uesugi (Tatty if you're nasty)
+Birthdate: December 21st eternally 16 years ago
+Marital status: nothing official... YET! ohohohohoho...
|It's the shiznit|
+Book: ummm... playgirl i guess...?
+Movie: the nittle grasper tape i stole from Shuichi :D
+Song: Nittle Grasper- Wish Matrix because in the PV Ryuichi wears this unbearably tight leather outfit with strategically placed holes, and he dances like he's fucking the air, and there are all these sluts dancing around him showing their goods off, but Ryuichi's like "pffffff like a care about all these ladies, where's tatsuha at?"
+Celebrity: SAKUMA RYUICHI IS MY GOD!!!
+Sexual Position: They're ALL good. shut up.
+How many times a day do you brush your teeth?: TWICE.
+Write a Haiku (remember 5,7,5):
Haikus are too hard
hard like you thinking of me
thinking of ryu-chan
+If you were an animal, what would you be?: I'd be Kumagoro. That lucky pink bastard! Then Ryuichi would chew on my ears all the time and place me on his head... ehehehe... his head, i get it.
+If you could be a superhero, what would your superpower be? And explain: I already AM a superhero! My superpower is that I'm fucking hot! PLUS I know voodoo...
+Tell us a joke:
One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her.
When she asked him why, he said, "I want to ask you something, but I don't want to offend you."
She said, "You can't offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything."
The cab driver then said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job."
She said, "Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions. You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic."
Immediately the cab driver said, "Oh, yes! I'm single and I'm Catholic!"
The nun said, "Okay, pull into that alley."
The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work. Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying.
The nun said, "My child, what's the matter?"
He said tearfully, "Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied...I'm married and I'm Jewish!"
The nun replied, "That's okay. My name's Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party!"
+Are you satisfied with your genitalia? Justify your response: I like my genitalia plenty (some say a bit too much, fuck you Eiri!) but I prefer other people's genitalia, as in men's, as in Ryuichi's...
+Your most embarrassing story: I don't get embarassed... i think it's the lack of conscience.